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Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man is bald!
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David
You live in a one storey house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?
You don’t have stairs!
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
Why did the boy burry his flashlight?
The batteries died
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
What has four legs, but can’t walk?
A table
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What ship has two mates, but no captain?
A relationship
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your breath
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Looks like rain, dear.
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication or division?
Drop the “S”
Where do cows go for their holidays?
Moo York
What has six faces, But does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, But cannot see?
A dice
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End