riddle
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They weigh the same
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match
When is a door no longer a door?
When it’s ajar.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
What is the end of everything?
The letter “G”
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
Bank
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway — after that, you’re walking out.
What has one eye, but can’t see?
A needle
What part of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest, it just wasn’t discovered yet.
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
Live