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What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath.
What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in two for three days and rode out of Friday. How was that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
Timmy’s mother had three children. The first was named April, the next was named May, what was the name of the third child?
Timmy, of course!
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
Railroad crossing, watch out for cars. Can you spell that without any “r’s”?
T-H-A-T
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He only sleeps at night!
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
A coat of paint.
Why can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
I’m full of keys but can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano.
What has three feet but cannot walk?
A yardstick.
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months!
It starts out tall, but the longer it stands the shorter it grows. What is it?
A candle.
Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
They’re both one pound!
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge.