I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
Dictionary
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them (January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December)
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An Echo
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A Piano
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
While a cat was outside, it started to downpour. The cat couldn’t find any shelter and got completely soaked by the rain, yet not a single hair was wet. How could this be?
It was a hairless cat.
The person who makes it has no need of it, and neither does the person who buys it. But the person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
How can you go 10 days without sleep?
You sleep at night
An Uber driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes five policemen along the way, none of which stops him. Why not?
Because the Uber Driver is walking.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
What has 15 diamonds but isn't rich riddle?
A deck of Cards
What can cut like a knife, sting like a bee, bite like a lion. Carry truth and lies but never move or speak. What are we?
Words
How many words are in a Dictionary?
A & Dictionary
What has wheels and flies?
A garbage bin with wheels.
I can heal and kill without touching you. What am I?
Time