What am I
I hide when you wake but upset you as you sleep. . .
What am I?
A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!
What 3 positive numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1,2, and 3.
Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?
it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one).
Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?
50 percent.
What can you see but not hear?
A light.
I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
A dentist.
If you randomly choose one of the following answers to this question, what is your chance of getting it right?
A) 50%
B) 25%
C) 0%
D) 25%
The answer is 0 percent.
When is homework not homework?
When it's turned into the teacher.
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
She didn't turn the water on.
A blue man lives in a blue house. A green man lives in a green house. Who lives in the white house?
A president.
I am very easy to get into, but it is hard to get out of me. What am I?
Trouble!
What is the next number in the sequence? 1 11 21 1211 111221 31221
The next number it: 13112221. Each number describes the previous number. Starting with 1, the second line describes it 11 (one 1). Then the third line describes 11 as 21 (two 1's). Then the fourth line describes 21 as 1211 (one 2, one 1). This is the pattern.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays.
How could this be?
They are born in different places, in different time zones.
I can hurt you unbearably and can't be touched. What am I?
Words
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breathe.
If you have 30 white socks, 22 black socks, and 14 blue socks scattered across the floor in the dark, how many would you have to grab to get a matching pair?
Once you grab 4 you will definitely have 2 of the same color.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.
How did he find it?
a map.
What is God's favorite food?
Angel's Cakes
Skinny I am fast,
fat I am slow,
but I'll still delight you from your eyes to your nose.What am I?
A candle.
Does a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks weigh more?
They both weigh a ton.
If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?
The navy, they love the sea!
How can you throw a ball 20 meters, and have it come back to you without hitting anything?
Throw it straight up.
Why doesn't Cinderella play softball?
Because she runs away from the ball and her coach is a pumpkin.