David's parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ______. What is the name of the third son?
David
If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither - they both weigh a ton
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has words but never speaks?
A book
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
5 - each daughter has the same brother
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or any other covering didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald