What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Tian Ping has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Tian Ping have?
6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. 5 daughters and 1 son.
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A towel
If a brother, his sister and their dog weren't under an umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
It wasn't raining.
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
An onion
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
You have 2 apples. You took away 2 apples and left 1 in the basket.
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
A doctor and a boy are together. The boy is the doctor's son, but the doctor is not the boy's father. How?
The doctor is the boy's mother.
I'm orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What has hands but doesn't clap?
A clock
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong
When I'm ripe, I'm green. When you eat me, I'm red. When you spit me out, I'm black. What am I?
A watermelon
If I add six to 11, I get five. How?
11am, six hours later, is 5pm
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but you can't go inside. What is it?
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
What is the richest nut?
A cash-ew
81 x 9 = 108. What do you need to do to make this equation true?
Turn it upside down. 108 = 6 x 18
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Stop imagining.