I get wet when drying, and get dirty when wiping. What am I?
Towel
Where is the only place that yesterday always comes after today?
Dictionary
A bus driver is going the wrong way down a one way street. He passed at least 10 cops, but didn't get caught. Why didn't he get caught?
He was walking
Jack rode into town on Friday. He stayed 2 days and left on Friday. How is this be?
He rode on a horse that is named Friday
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Your name
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
First, think of the color of clouds. Next think of the color of snow. Last, think of the color of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?
Water
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
A breath.
What can you not keep until you give it?
A promise
During an airplane crash, every single person died, but yet 2 people survived. How does this work?
The two were married
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map