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What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: age
How many months of the year have 28 days?
Answer: 12
What’s the capital in France?
Answer: F
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: an egg
A man shaves several times a day but still has a beard. How?
Answer: he’s a barber
A man in a car saw a golden door, a silver door, and a bronze door. Which door did he open first?
Answer: his car door
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
Answer: all the couples
Im tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: a candle
What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: a hole
What can you catch but never throw?
Answer: A cold
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
Answer: echo
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Answer: A piano
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Answer: Yarn
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Answer: Second place
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. How?
Answer: She fell off the bottom step.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
Answer: A window!
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Answer: Wednesday did!
A girl throws a ball as hard as she can. It comes back to her, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
Answer: She throws it straight up in the air!
Three doctors all say Robert is their brother. Robert says he has no brothers. Who is lying?
Answer: No one—the doctors are Robert’s sisters.
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
Answer: Post office.
I have 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach. What am I?
Answer: A deck of cards.
I am easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I?
Answer: A feather. (A piece of paper or a leaf would certainly qualify too!)
A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time—how did he see her?
Answer: It was daytime!