Animals riddles
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece
I am something I kiss my mother before I die. what am I.
Fire match or (Matches).
How can you smell if you don't have a nose?
Don't take a shower.
You can hear me and control me, but never see me or touch me what am I?
Your voice
What you call a witch at a beach.
Sandwitch
What animal is bad to play cards with?
A cheetah
I am something I have one leg and hair.
Mop.
Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
The Florida keys.
What question can some ask all day long, always get totally different answers, and yet all answers could be correct?
What time is it?
Why do basketball player love donuts?
Because they can dunk them.
What does an evil Chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Two in a corner, one in a zoom, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. what am I
The Letter "r"
Why does Jupiter farts so much?
Because it's a giant gas planet.
Which tire does not move when a car turns right?
The spare tire
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
snow flakes
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Moody
When I point up, it's. when I point down, its dark what am I ?
A light switch.
What do you call a group of dozen atoms?
Dozen matter
What do you give to others but still try and keep?
A promise
How do you know carrots are good for your eye?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses
What do you call a deer with no legs?
No idea
I am something when you send me I wont go but when you start to I will follow you what am I
Shadow
Why don't tall mountains ever catch a cold?
Because they have a snow cap.
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
A deck of cards
Take of my skin and I won't cry but you will what am I?
An onion