easy
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What is at the end of the rainbow?
The letter W
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Grandpa is bald
A girl throws a ball as hard as she can. It comes back to her, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
She threw it straight up into the air
What goes up but never comes down?
age
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs
You’re in a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
Second place
A man is holding exactly $5.25, but only has one coin. How is this possible?
He is holding a quarter and a $5 bill
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
Name three consecutive days without naming any of the seven days of the week.
yesterday, today, tomorrow
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
A post office
What are the next three letters in this sequence: O, T, T, F, F, S, S—what comes next?
E, N, T (its the first letter of the numbers 1-10)
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I am higher without a head. What am I?
A pillow
You walk into a room that contains a match, a lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Bella is outside a shop. She can’t read the signs, but she knows she needs to go in to make a purchase. What store is she at?
She was at the eye glasses store
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible?
The river was frozen
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on the boat was married
When is “L” greater than “XL”?
When you use roman numerals
L is 50 / XL is 40
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
A watermelon
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Wednesday paid for it
A house has 4 walls and all the walls are facing the same direction. What color is the bear living outside?
And why is the bear that color?
White
The house is on the north or south pole