food
I’m something that is sticky
I’m something that is sweet
I’m made by more than one bee
I’m something that you eat
hony
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I
a coin
What sport most rewards thieves?
Baseball, for stealing bases
I like to hop around. I'm a tadpole when I'm young.
I am green and I croak. And catch flies with my long tongue.
What am I?
frog
Why did the student eat his homework
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
I’m sometimes decorated
Using paint or with a pen
I can be eaten scrambled
And I get laid by a hen
egg
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball
baseball
I am an animal named after the animal that I eat.
anteater
What is a snake’s favorite subject at school?
hiss-tory
You might make this at Christmas
So that you can stuff your face
A cake, icing and candy
An edible dwelling place
gingerbread House
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I
A promise
Two people were playing chess and both won. How did this happen?
They were playing against other opponents
I’m an animal you might love But I’m too big to be your pet
I have an extremely long trunk. And it’s said I never forget.
elephant
What subject is easy for a witch
spell-ing
I can sometimes be a stick
But I don’t come from a tree
I can be spread on your toast
I’m a product that’s dairy
Butter
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it
short
Why did the Pharaoh like cheerleaders?
Because they made a pyramid
Some people are scared of this creature,
Because it can have a big bite.
So be careful out in the ocean,
One of its kind is a Great White.
Shark.
How do bees get to school
By the school buzz
I am sometimes made of sugar
And sometimes of oatmeal
Chocolate chip ones taste so good
You might find that you squeal!
cookie
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it
your name
I am a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A chess piece (horse/knight)
It's grey, but it's not a wolf,
Long-eared, but not a rabbit,
With hooves, but not a cow.
What is it?
Donkey.
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.