What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the S
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
A daughter
What’s the best month for a parade?
March
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
Chalk board
Which President wore the largest hat?
The one with the largest head.
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it
The post office
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place
There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?
$45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
Candle
My first four letters describe all living things. My last five letters are another word for knight. My job is to save you, and I'm a fan of water. Who am I?
A lifeguard
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The father's age is the son's age reversed. How old could they be?
51 and 15. 42 and 24. 60 and 06.
The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?
A hole
I craft crowns of gold and bridges of silver. Who am I?
A dentist
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda
Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
What did the little lobster get on its math test?
Sea-plus
Always in you, Sometimes on you; If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?
Water
Some people like me some people don't. I can be good, but bad sometimes too. Who am I?
You
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