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What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter ‘G’ and it becomes Gone
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
Wrong
How much dirt is in a hole that measures 2 feet by 3 feet by 4 feet?
None
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle names.
If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have?
The one apple you took
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What has many teeth, but cannot bite?
A comb
What is the end of everything?
The letter “G”
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
An onion
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway — after that, you’re walking out.
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
A watermelon
I’m as hard as a rock, but I melt immediately in hot water. What am I?
An ice cube
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint