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Why are the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many Knights (nights) in them.
What animal is on every legal document?
A seal.
What vegetable is measured like diamonds?
Carrots (carats).
What is history’s favorite fruit?
Dates
What animal is in every baseball game?
A bat.
What fruit is never found singly?
A pear (pair).
Why is the history of England like a wet season?
Because it is so full of rains (reigns).
What animal needs clothing, poor thing?
Bear.
What fruit will shock you if you touch it?
Currant (current).
What animal are you when you have a cold?
Horse
What animal never plays fair?
Cheetah (cheater).
What vegetable do you find in crowded streetcars and buses?
Squash.
Why did William Tell shudder when he shot the apple from his son’s head?
Because it was an arrow (a narrow) escape for his son.
What animal is nearest to your brain?
Hare (hair).
What vegetable makes up the alphabet?
Lettuce (letters).