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100

Why are the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many Knights (nights) in them.

100

What animal is on every legal document?

A seal.

100

What vegetable is measured like diamonds?

Carrots (carats).

200

What is history’s favorite fruit?

Dates

200

What animal is in every baseball game?

A bat.

200

What fruit is never found singly?

A pear (pair).

300

Why is the history of England like a wet season?

Because it is so full of rains (reigns).

300

What animal needs clothing, poor thing?

Bear.

300

What fruit will shock you if you touch it?

Currant (current).

400

What animal are you when you have a cold?

Horse

400

What animal never plays fair?

Cheetah (cheater).

400

What vegetable do you find in crowded streetcars and buses?

Squash.

500

Why did William Tell shudder when he shot the apple from his son’s head?

Because it was an arrow (a narrow) escape for his son.

500

What animal is nearest to your brain?

Hare (hair).

500

What vegetable makes up the alphabet?

Lettuce (letters).

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