Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A post stamp.
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint.
What can run but not walk, has a mouth but cannot talk, has a bed but cannot sleep?
A river?
What can you hold without using your hands?
Your breath.
How do oceans greet each other?
They wave.
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What happens when you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea?
It becomes wet.
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no light on at all. There is no lamp, no candle. Yet she is reading. How?
The girl is blind and she is reading Braille.
A man went outside in the pouring rain without an umbrella. While he got soaked in the rain, not a single hair on his head got wet. How is this possible?
The man was bald.
A word I know has six letters, remove one letter and 12 remains, what is it?
Dozens.
What is in the middle of America?
Letter R.
How many apples can you put in an empty basket?
One. The basket is no longer empty after you put the first apple in it.
What goes up and down but never moves?
The temperature.
You can serve me, but never eat me? Who or what am I?
PS! Sometimes dogs do.
A tennis ball.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 - 3 in the, 7 in English and 8 in alphabet.
But there are also 26 letters from A to Z.
People make me, save me, change me, take me, borrow me, lend me. What or who am I?
Money.
I exist only when there is light, but direct light kills me. What or who am I?
A shadow.
What breaks but never falls, and what falls but never breaks?
Morning and night.
(Dawn and Dusk.)
What is always in front of you but you can never see it?
The future.
What is black white and blue?
A sad zebra.
Messed up colours of Estonian and Botswanian flags.
I am a ball that can be rolled but not bounced or thrown. What or who am I?
An eyeball.
Which travels faster: heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold quite easily.