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What building has the most stories?
A library.
What does December have that all the other months don't?
The letter D.
Why are your nose and chin always at variance?
Because words are passing between them.
People need me but they always give me away.What am I?
Money.
What starts with an E, but only has one letter in it?
Envelope.
What can clap without any hands?
Thunder.
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P!(you'll get it eventually).
What never asks questions, but is often answered?
A doorbell.
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The man was bald!
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
This person would be your mother.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?
Post Office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg!
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
A Vacuum.
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
Mount Rushmore. Get it, rock group?
What sport starts with a T, is 4 letters, and is played around the world?
Golf.
Can you find a 5 letter word that can be added at the end of the 4 words below, to make a valid english word?
Boiling
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Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet,duh!
What country has a lot of germs?
Germany! LOL!!
If you want me you have to share, but if you share me i am gone. What am I?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Windows!
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
They were the same man. Grover Cleveland served two terms as president of the United States, but the terms were not consecutive.