You can break me easily without even touching or seeing me. What am I?
A Promise.
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your Age
what has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
Yardstick
What has six faces and 21 eyes but cannot see?
Dice
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A Watermelon.
What happens when frogs are parked illegally?
They get Toad.
How does the sky pay its bills?
Raincheck
I have no life but I can die. What am I?
A Battery
I never ask questions but I am always answered. What am I?
A Door
When the water comes down, I go up. What am I?
Umbrella
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
Which building has the most stories?
A Library
What heavy seven letter word can you take two away and be left with eight?
Weight
How can you go 8 days without sleeping?
Sleep at night.
If a cat can jump 5 feet high, why can't it jump through a 3 feet high window?
The window is closed.
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
For a tweet-ment.
Where do you find an Ocean with no water?
Map
What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short - Er - Shorter
What has many keys but cannot open a door?
Piano
You enter a dark room with only one match. There is a furnace, oil lamp, and a stove. Which do you light first?
The match.
What has one eye but cannot see?
A Hurricane.
What belongs to you but is used by everyone else?
Your Name
What has 4 legs but only 1 foot?
A bed
If you threw a white stone into a red sea, what would it become?
Wet
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest