Riddles
What starts with T, ends with T, and has tea in it?
A teapot.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time?
I appear when you say my name. What am I?
Silence.
Who can shave all day and still have a beard?
A barber.
What flower talks the most?
Tulips.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
What is a teacher's favorite candy?
Chalkolate!
When are houses like books?
When they have stories in them.
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A donut.
I run but don't walk. I have a mouth but don't talk. I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?
A river.
Everyone has it and no one can lose it. What is it?
A shadow.
What am I?
What has a mouth but cannot chew?
A jar.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
How can you name the capital of every U.S state in 2 seconds?
Washington D.C!
What time do most people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty!
What is the easiest way to raise your grades?
Hold them up in the air.
What question can you never answer?
Are you asleep?
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
The letter E.
I don't have wings but I can fly. I don't have eyes but I will cry. What am I?
A cloud?
Why was there thunder and lightning in the science lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.