What has a neck but no head?
A Bottle
Which fish costs the most?
A Goldfish
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
The dictionary.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A Road
How can kids drink beer and not get drunk?
By sticking to root beer.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A Comb
ou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A Coin
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A Stamp
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What building has the most stories?
A Library