Riddles
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
Why did two 4s skip dinner?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
What did the duck put in its soup?
Quackers
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A Clock
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
What has many keys but can’t open any doors?
A Piano
What kid of tree can fit in one hand?
A Palm Tree
Where do hamburgers take their dance on Valentine’s Day?
The Meat Ball
You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A Plate
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A Pumpkin Patch
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa
What has many ears but cannot hear?
Corn
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was framed!
What can you catch, but not throw?
A Cold
Why would you smear peanut butter on a road?
To go with the traffic jam!
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody
Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, hard all around. What am I?
A Bed
What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
Mice Cream
I have no legs. I will never walk but always run. What am I?
A River
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A Blueberry