Riddles
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
Why did two 4s skip dinner?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A Clock
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What has many keys but can’t open any doors?
A Piano
What kind of tree can fit in one hand?
A Palm Tree
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A Plate, cutlery.
What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
the future
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A Pumpkin Patch
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was framed!
(to frame someone: To make a person appear as the perpetrator of a crime that he/she did not commit. )
What can you catch, but not throw?
A Cold
Why would you smear peanut butter on a road?
To go with the traffic jam!
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I'm tall when I'm young, but shorten with time passing, no I'm not a human, but what am I?
A candle
What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
Mice Cream
I have no legs. I will never walk but always run. What am I?
A River
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber