Funny!
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Hip Hop music
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
the word "wrong"
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
here were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate!
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?
No, it won’t be sunny because it will be dark out. In 48 hours, it will be midnight again.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot!
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
T-H-A-T
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
You have 2 apples. You took away 2 apples and left 1 in the basket.