How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
You say “hey,” but I eat it. I say “neigh,” but do not mean “no.”
A horse
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
I’m bigger than a house,
And scared of a mouse.
I have great big toes.
And a hose for a nose.
AN elephant
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
You have 2 apples. You took away 2 apples and left 1 in the basket.
I have humps on my back.
I live on the sand.
I am very strong,
As I carry you over land.
A camel
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
What day do chickens fear the most?
Fry-days
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
There were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.
What can honk without a horn?
A goose