What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five what am i
your breath
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A book
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What is the end of everything?
The letter “g”
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters
I am a word of letters three; add two and fewer there will be. What word am I?
Few
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
t stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
corn
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One, two and three
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago