What am I
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
An echo
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
. This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turkey
I protect, I stand tall
my purpose is to strike fear in all.
What am I?
A scarecrow
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?
A candle
What’s red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Why did the turkey decide to cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Sometimes in the dark when it’s late at night.
I like to float around and give everyone a fright.
I’m a shadow of the living, a specter of the dead.
People often fear me when they are lying in their bed.
I float, I wail, I go through walls, I like to use your sheets.
I’m also transparent, you see.
What am I?
A ghost
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple
What will you get if you cross a turkey and a monkey?
A banana that gobbles.
I have a body, arms, legs and a head, but I’m heartless and have no guts. What am I?
A skeleton
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter “R."
What do you get if you cross a duck with some mistletoe?
A Christmas quacker
Where do turkeys go if they want to dance?
The Butter Ball
Who is old, has a white beard, performs magic but is forgotten on Halloween?
Santa Claus
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married
Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions?
He nose a lot
If you cross a key with a fowl, you get a turkey. What would you get if you cross a turkey with fire?
A roasted turkey
One day a year I am decorated in style and am the center of attention even when you make me into a pie. What am I?
A pumpkin