MATH
A family has five sons, each of them has a sister. How many kids does a family have in total?
The family has six kids – five sons have one common sister.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What peels like an onion but still remains whole?
A lizard
What breaks but never falls?
Dawn
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Eggs.
What should you place between 3 and 4 to make it bigger than 3 but smaller than 4?
It’s a decimal point: 3.4.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
I’m the only mammal that can’t jump. What animal am I?
An elephant
What grows only upwards and can never come down?
Our height
I have hands and a face, but I cannot hold anything or smile. What am I?
A clock
How can you make 45 using only 4?
You have to use fractions: 44 + 4/4 = 45 because 4/4 = 1.
What tastes better than it smells?
A Tongue.
The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I?
A zebra
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
Which month has 28 days in it?
Since all months are 30-31 days long, and February has either 28 or 29 days, they all have 28 days.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
My name sounds like something you might use on your hair or eat for dessert. What am I?
A moose.
I can rush, be still, be hot, be cold, and be hard. I can slip through almost anything. What am I?
Water
It is yours, but everyone else uses it more. What is it?
Your name.
A half is a third of it. What is it?
1 1/2
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
There is no dirt because it is a hole.
It takes me two weeks to digest food, but then again, I’m not noted for being fast. What am I?
A sloth.
You will find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter R
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.