What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A red house is made out of red bricks. An orange house is made out of orange bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. What is a greenhouse made of?
glass
20 copycats were on the boat one jumped off how many are left
0
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
What has a head a tail is brown and has no legs
a penny
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
david
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
There were 10 fish in a fish tank. 3 swam away and two died. How many are left?
8
You're a bus driver. 7 kids get on. 2 kids get off. 5 kids get on. 3 kids get off 10 kids get on. 5 kids get off how old is the bus driver?
how old are you
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano
I come once in June. Twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
the letter e
What has more weight a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
they weigh the same
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
second place
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock