Animals
What kind of music do rabbits like?
What is hip hop?
What is the wealthiest nut?
What is a cashew?
Sometimes I shine, sometimes I’m dull, sometimes I am big, and sometimes I am small. I can be pointy, I can be curved, and don’t ask me questions because even though I’m sharp, I’m not smart enough to answer you. What am I?
What is a knife?
A grandfather, two fathers and two sons went to the movie theater together and everyone bought one movie ticket each. How many tickets did they buy in total?
3 (the grandfather is also a father and the father is also a son).
What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?
I can't even.
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Because they have 9 lives?
What kind of food does the baby chicken make when it goes to the bathroom?
What are chickpeas?
How can you fit 4 apples inside a box that measures
7 x 4 x 2 inches?
Put 4 Apple iPhones inside the box.
A duck was given $9, a spider was given $36, a bee was given $27. Based off of this information, how much money would be given to a cat?
$18 ($4.50 per leg)
What word in the dictionary is hilarious?
What is hilarious?
Buddy, the dog, was wearing a 2-foot leash. He sees a squirrel and wants nothing more than to chase after it. Lucky for him Buddy was finally able to catch the squirrel. How did he accomplish this?
Because the leash is not tied on to anything else.
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
What is lemon-aid?
What is the equivalent of 4k + 2k +k?
What is 7,000? (k is a symbol for 1,000)
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
Zero, roosters do not lay eggs.
How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?
What is they plan-et?
Imagine this: A swarm of bees are going to attack you. You are running as fast as you can, running for your dear life. They are closing in about to sting. How can you escape from them?
Quit imagining.
What kind of fruit do computer nerds love the most?
What are macintosh apples?
How can you burn an apple, blueberry, rose, and pumpkin without leaving any ashes but retaining the smell of it?
By burning a candle with its scent.
If the zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo and if two pairs of babies are born for each and every one of the original animals, and then sadly 23 animal don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
977 animal (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)
What do you get when you combine Brazil nuts, Chinese chestnuts and American beech nuts?
What are mixed nuts?
I can fly, I can walk and I can swim but I don’t get wet. What am I?
What is a bird’s shadow?
One day, a bean fell in love with some water. The water said they could get married if the bean became used as a flavoring agent. The bean replied that they could get married only if they lived in a colder climate. They agreed and had a baby who happened to be a good rapper. What did they name their baby?
What is vanilla ice?
Each day many people from all over the world come and visit me, however, they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty yet few people would want to live without me. And, whenever people come to see me, they reveal to me a part of themselves that they rarely show to others. What or who am I?
What is a toilet?
A little boy goes shopping and purchases 12 tomatoes. On the way home, all but 9 get mushed and ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
What is nine?
I have branches, sometimes a few and other times hundreds or more, but I have no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
What is a bank?