I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has many keys but cannot open any doors?
a piano
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is 4 and 5?
9
I am an animal, named after the animal I eat. What am I?
An Anteater
How many letters are there in "the English alphabet"?
18
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
take out the "s"
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
the apple falls down
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald (no hair)
Round and thin, red within, with a nail at the end. What am I?
What has no middle, beginning, or end?
a donut / circle
What do the numbers 11, 69, 88, and 96 all have in common?
They are all read the same upside down
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
A Door
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
a shadow
What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
the LIVING room
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep?/ Are you sleeping?
If a boy blows 18 bubbles, then pops 6, eats 7, pops 5, and blows 1, how many are left?
1
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
age
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
age
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
Because he is walking
I start with M, end with X, and I have any number of letters in me. What am I?
a mailbox
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
a clock