If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret
What has no beginning, middle, or end?
A doughnut
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
a stamp
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
a preacher
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalk board
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?
The match
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
You can drop me from the tallest building and I'll be fine, but if you drop me in water I die. What am I?
Paper
What two words contain the most letters?
Post office
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh one pound
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
a teapot
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
None, Moses wasn't on the ark Noah was.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
silence