what is always in front of you but you cant see it
future
how many days in a year
365/366
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
piano
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I
a joke
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
who is this ?
alhmski
lakshmi
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
same middle name
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
a chalkboard
I wiggle and cannot see, sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree. What am I?
a worm
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
the bank
who is this
eregog hsagnitnow
george washington
During what month do people sleep the least?
february, it's the shortest month.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
hole
like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
a screw
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
an echo
if earth was flat, what will be our shape?
nothing we would be sqished by earth
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
your breath
I can fly but have no wings. I can cry, but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
cloud
hat can you keep after giving to someone?
your word
what is george washington known as?
father of his country
two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
Although I may have eyes, I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne. What am I?
potato