Riddles 1
What kind of band never plays music
A rubber band
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What do you light first
The match
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly
Incorrectly
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on
A coat of paint
What has to be broken before you can use it
What can you catch but not throw
A cold
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common
Their middle names
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it
A teapot
Which is heavier:A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers
They have the same weight. They both weigh 1 ton.
How much dirt is in a hole that is 2 feet by 3 feet
None, it's a hole
What has 13 hearts but no other organs
A deck of cards
What can travel all around the world without leaving it's corner
A stamp
A plane crashed between the borders of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried.
They weren't. They survived.
What begins with E but only has one letter in it
An envelope
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty
1, after that your stomach is not empty anymore
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left
Your left hand
What has many teeth but cannot bite
A comb
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it
Your name
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take it back in when you want to use it
An anchor
A man goes out in the heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair somehow doesn't get wet. How can this be.
He's bald
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence
Time to fix the fence
Before Mt. Everest was discovered what was the highest mountain in the world
Mt. Everest, it just wasn't discovered yet
Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I
Ton
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
Short
What has ten letters and starts with gas
Automobile