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Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What goes up, but never comes down?
age
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
a ton
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (-S = even)
What 3 numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
What is more useful when it is broken?
an egg
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, but only 2 unique letters, and 2 only on me.
a human eye
Who makes it, does not yet need it. Who buys it, doesn't use it for themselves. Whoever uses it cannot see or feel it. What is it?
a coffin
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
a feather
How do you spell COW using thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago! (Chic-ca-go)
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest
What has hands but cannot clap?
a clock