Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
HIP HOP
What turns everything around but does not move?
A mirror
Mr. Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mrs. Pink lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
The President
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed!
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
A pencil
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep?
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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A secret
Why did the fly never land on the computer?
He was a afraid of the World Wide Web
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll!
I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry with my feet off the ground. What am I?
A wheelbarrow
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
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What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
I have hundreds of wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?
A parking lot
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down!
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
A shadow
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
Why are As like flowers?
Because Bs come after them!
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
Doors.
Those who have the least of it don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
Age
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
I start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.