Animals
Without me Thanksgiving and Christmas are incomplete, when I'm on the table everyone tends to over eat. What am I?
Turkey
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, YOU cry. What am I?
An Onion
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7, 8, 9!
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What's bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
Kate's mother had three children: Joe, James, and ______?
Kate
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!
What has hands and a face, but can't hold anything or smile?
A clock
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A Blueberry
When things go on, what can you always count on?
Your Fingers!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet
What's black and white and blue?
A sad zebra
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I?
Plates and silverware
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
A Kangaroo
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
A Cupcake
If two is a company, and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
Sometimes I run, but I cannot walk. What am I?
Your nose.
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map