How many months in a year have 28 days?
All of them.
What has hands and a face but can't smile or hold anything?
A Clock.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
Kate's mom have 3 kids, Snap, Crackle and ______.
Pop
There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong. What is it?
Wrong
I have a tail and a head but no legs. What am I?
A coin.
What 2 things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
I have a thousand needled but cannot sew. What am I?
Porcupine
What do elves learn at school?
The Elf-abet
What do you get of you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite
If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?
A promise.
There are 3 apples in the basket and you tae 2 away. How many apples do you have?
Two apples. You took away 2 apples and left one in the basket.
I am on odd number. Take away a letter and become even. What am I?
Seven
Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh a ton.
What can run but cannot walk?
Water
Everyone has me but no one can lose me. What am I?
A shadow.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
Because they have 9 lives.
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters.
Shorter
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump ... buildings can't jump/
What can you hold in the left hand but not your right hand?
Your right elbow.
what did the zero say to the eight?
Nice Belt!
If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What am I?
A secret.
I can fill a room but I take up no space? What am I?
Light
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no rooms. You can enter but you can't go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.