Funny
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he is always stuffed
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
The more you have of it, the less you see.
What is darkness
What turns everything around but does not move?
A mirror
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A Clock
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
What is YOUR NAME?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens