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How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What gets wet as it dries?
A towel.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past three stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
He was walking, not driving.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
T-H-A-T
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella. If your umbrella is “down,” it can fit through a chimney, but if it’s “up,” it won’t fit!
What can run but cannot walk?
Water.
What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle.