Riddles 1
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don’t produce any smoke!
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
a pillow
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
What you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
You bury me when I am alive, and dig me up when I die. What am I?
A Plant
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
He was a great web designer.
What’s the hardest part about being addicted to banking?
The Withdrawals
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He was losing interest
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A Stamp
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
Though many people fear me, they sooner or later must seek me out and pay me to fill holes up with silver and make caps of gold.
The dentist
What do a dollar and the moon have in common?
4 quarters
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown. What am I?”
Time
What kind of bank has nothing but water in it?
A Snowbank
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river
Sometimes I stink and sometimes I am very dirty, yet I am beloved and everybody wants me. What am I?
Money
I have branches yet I have no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?
A bank
A man and his boss have the same parents, but are not siblings. How is this possible?
He’s self-employed
I am shoved, I am folded, I am stuffed and I am sat on. What am I?
a wallet