Dessert
I'm a dessert that's both hot and cold,
And my flavors are a story yet to be told.
I'm made by blending ice cream and milk,
And I'm often topped with whipped cream or a silky silk.
What am I?
What is milkshake?
Two things you can never eat for breakfast
What are lunch and dinner?
What walks four legs in the morning, 2 at midday, and three in the afternoon?
What is human?
Some one was murdered at Joes Bar & Grill on a Sunday afternoon. The police interviewed the suspects and got their alibis. They were:
Cook: was cutting celery
Manager: was getting mail
Bartender: was filling the beer cooler
Cocktail waitress: was cutting fruit
Paul the regular: was reading the paper
The police arrested the murderer with no problem at all.
Who was the murder and how did the police know so easily?
Who was the Manager?
Has a head and a tail but no body.
What is a coin?
I'm a popular dessert on a stick,
And I'm often enjoyed as a quick pick.
I'm made by freezing cream and sugar,
And I come in a variety of flavors.
What am I?
What is popsicle?
Orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is a carrot?
What creature voice that drowns you?
What is a Siren?
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested. How did they know he did it?
What is, "he never asked the cop where the scene of the crime was."
Goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner.
What is a stamp?
I'm a dessert that's frozen and sweet,
And you'll often find me in a cone or a treat.
I come in many flavors, from vanilla to mint,
And if you eat me too fast, you might get a brain ___.
What am I?
What is freeze?????
Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have this in common
What is the same middle name?
What creature with serpent scales and a feathered head will turn you to stone if you look it in the eyes?
What is a Basilisk/cockatrice?
At the scene of a heinous crime, five suspects, one of whom is the guilty party, are being interrogated by a detective. Each of the suspects gives one statement and it later transpires that just three of these statements are correct.
These are the statements:
Uncle Jack: Uncle Jim committed the murder
Aunt Mary: I did not do it
Cousin Stewart: It was not Cousin Margaret
Uncle Jim: Uncle Jack is lying when he says I did it
Cousin Margaret: Aunt Mary is telling the truth
Who committed the murder?
Who is cousin Margaret?
Can hold in your left hand but not your right.
What is a right elbow?
I'm a dessert that's fruity and sweet,
With a crispy crust that's hard to beat.
I'm often served in the summertime,
And I'm a favorite of many who dine.
What am I?
What is berry pie?
Has four wheels and flies
What is a garbage truck?
Know-body blinded who?
Who is the Cyclops or Polyphemus?
A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's. Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning. "Well," said Sean, "I was just hanging around the park when I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast as I could." The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. "He had a red mustache, red hair and a baggy Armani suit on." "I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen. How did he know?
What is "how can the murderer shoot him in the stomach if he came up behind the man?"
If you have me you wont want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
What is a secret?
I am a food that's often found,
At Thanksgiving all around.
I'm made with a fruit that's orange and round,
And I'm often topped with a lattice of brown.
What am I?
What is pumpkin pie??
What is a tap?
What yokai from Japanese folklore can predict either a pandemic or a bountiful harvest, who also became a symbol of good luck during the covid-19 pandemic?
What is an Amabie?
On a dark, stormy night, a man who owned a casino invited some friends for a visit. The men all placed their money on the table right before the lights went out. When the lights came back on, the money was gone. The owner wanted to discover who stole the money. So, he put a rooster in an old rusty bucket. He told everyone to get in line and touch the bucket one at a time when he turned the lights off. He said that the rooster would crow when the robber touched it. After everyone touched it, the rooster hadn’t crowed. Then the man told everyone to hold out their hands. After examining all the hands, he pointed out who the robber was. How did he know who stole the money?
What is "the robber was the only one whose hands weren’t rusty."
The bucket was rusty, so whoever touched it would have rust on their hands. The robber didn’t touch the bucket, because he was afraid the rooster would crow if he did so.
Comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years.
What is the letter M?