Riddle-ish jokes
Why was 8 afraid of seven
big hint count
because 7 8 9
A man became a police officer how?
he passed all tests
simpler than you think
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
seriously what did you expect
A police opened up a cell why
to put someone in
to take someone out because their sentence ended
very flexible on awnswer
A man can't get in his house what should he do
check the mat
oh wait he used it for fuel
A person was in jail and some how walked right out how?
he was an officer
A person brought a dog to school but the dog can't walk how did it get there?
By carrying it
FYI people have arms
A person defeated his arch nemesis how
at this point i'm just getting lazy and that's a hint!
because he defeated them
Someone jumped off the biggest building in the world and survived how?
Parachute
A man was driving his car when the bridge shot him back how?
A bascule bridge
draw bridge also accepted
why does everybody hate the spoiler on a persons car?
because it's an endgame spoiler