So stupidly easy you do not need to have a brain to get it
If you had to choose between and Million Dollar Car, A Diamond Ring, or Cracker, which would you give away?
The cracker
What has an eye but cannot see?
A hurricane, tornado, needle, or potato
What is yours but is also used by others?
Your Name
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
Carpet
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
If you had the choice to get $500, $1000, or $1,500 which would you pick?
$1,500
Mr. Red lives in the red house, Mr. Green lives in the green house, and Mr. Purple lives in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The president.
Give me a drink, and I will die. Feed me, and I'll get bigger. What am I?
A fire
I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A nose
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Would you rather get electrucuted, locked up, or get $100,000,000,000,000?
$100,000,000,000,000?
What has the same last name as you, but does not live in your house?
Cousin, Grandparent, Aunt, or Uncle
What word begins with E and ends with E, but only has one letter?
Envelope
What goes up and never comes down?
Your Age
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A Sponge
Name a day of the week that starts with W
Wensday
What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m
What has many rings but no fingers?
A telephone
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep?
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
Name a day of the week that starts with F
Friday
What is the only place where tomorrow comes before yesterday?
The dictonary
I go all around the world, but I never leave the corner, what am I?
A stamp
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Neither, the yolk is yellow
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.