What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
The future
What gets wet while it is drying?
A towel
What talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never. sleeps?
A River
What has 4 fingers and a thumb, but is not alive?
A glove!
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
A man who was outside without an umbrella or a hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What always ends everything?
The letter G.
Two coins add up to 30 cents. One isn't a nickel. What are they?
A quarter and a nickel!
You may be wondering why and it is because the statement said only one of the coins wasn’t a nickel. It never said the other one couldn't be a nickel.
I follow your every move and copy everything you do, but you cannot touch or catch me. What am I?
A shadow
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
I shave everyday but my beard stays the same. Why?
He is a barber
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A Dictionary
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle
A man died of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possibe?
He was born on February 29! (Leap Year)
What has holes but can hold water?
A sponge
What does the letter "T" and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of the water
What can't be put inside of a saucepan?
Its lid
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A Bookkeeper
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What can you hold in your left hand that you can't hold in your right hand?
Your right elbow!
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
The man who invented it doesn’t need it. The man who bought it doesn’t want it. The man who needs it doesn’t know. What is it?
A coffin
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Time! Here is the explanation.
When polar bears are born, they are yellow and they turn white over time
time and time again, we humans cry
in time, girls have to comb their hair.....
in time, celebrities do something stupid.
in time, a child can grow up handsome just like a celebrity
in time, pancakes turn brown in an oven
in time, champagne bubbles in its process of being made
if you stare at a clock, it goes so slow, so you will 'pop'