elementary
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Stones that are dry
What is full of holes, but can still hold a lot of water?
A sponge
What do you call a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal – You have fingers on both hands!
What is black, white, and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra
Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
He wanted to have sweet dreams
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh one pound!
What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
A road
You can catch it, but not throw it? What is it?
A cold
This travels around the world but stays in one spot? What is it?
A stamp
How can a man go seven days without sleep?
He only sleeps at night
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has many teeth, but cannot bite?
A comb
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am