I's, E's and eyes
"Three eyes have I, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze."
What is a Traffic Light?
"What animal walks on all fours in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?"
What is man?
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
What is Silence?
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
What is a Sponge?
You're escaping a labyrinth, and there are three doors in front of you. The door on the left leads to a raging inferno. The door in the center leads to a deadly assassin. The door on the right leads to a lion that hasn't eaten in three months. Which door do you choose?
The door on the right. If the lion hasn't eaten in 3 months, it's probably dead.
What is sharp and has only one eye, but it's really hard to see it?
What is a needle?
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
Beauty, it's in the eye of the "bee holder".
What falls, but does not break, and what breaks but does not fall?
What is Night falls and the Day breaks?
"Once you have me, you'll want to share me, but once you share me I'll be gone." What am I?
What is a Secret?
You're in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
"What do we see once in a year, twice in a week but never in a day?"
E
One of these is Cupid
But it doesn’t have a bow
Instead it pulls a sleigh
Through the air and lands on snow
What is a Reindeer?
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
What is a River?
I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?
What is a Coin?
"A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays for 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
The horses name is Friday.
"How do you make the number 1 disappear?"
Add a G and its G-one Gone.
This provides meat that you would eat
When breakfast you are makin’
A chicken is what gives the eggs
And this is what gives bacon
What is a pig?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
What is an ear of corn?
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A chalkboard
A man is on a trip with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He comes upon a stream which he has to cross, and finds a tiny boat which he can use for the same. The problem though, is that he can only take himself and either the fox, the goose, or the corn across at a time. It is not possible for him to leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How can he get all safely over the stream?
Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!
"What begins with 'E' and ends with 'e' but only has one letter?
Envelope
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
Are you Chicken?
What belongs to you, but is used by others?
Your name
Pronounced as one letter,/And written with three,/Two letters there are,/And two only in me./I'm double, I'm single,/I'm black, blue, and gray,/I'm read from both ends,/And the same either way./What am I?
What is an Eye?
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote 'your exact weight' on the paper.