Easy
What month has 28 days?
All of them
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
Stairs
Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh a ton
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What is black when clean and white when dirty?
A chalkboard
It belongs to you, but people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
2 apples
A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The water is frozen
What goes up and never comes down?
What gets bigger the more there is taken away?
A hole
What runs around a backyard but doesn't move?
A fence
If you did a 2 ft long by 2 ft wide hole, how much dirt is in the hole?
None, holes don't have dirt in them
What can fill an entire room but take up no space?
Light
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I'm as light as a feather yet the strongest person can't hold me for 5 minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
2 fathers and 2 sons are in a car, yet there are only 3 people in the car. How is this possible?
It is a grandfather, father, and son
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
A fire
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint
If two's company and three's a crowd, what is 4 and 5?
Nine
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map