Forwards, I am heavy; backward I am not. What am I?
Ton
What has teeth but cannot eat?
a comb
What kind of a dog never bites?
a hot dog
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
What country is popular on Thanksgiving day?
Turkey
What question can you never answer 'yes' or 'no'
Are you asleep/dead?
It is black, but you say it is clean. It is white, but you say it is dirty. What is it?
Blackboard/whiteboard
Which table does not have legs?
What is never used until it's broken?
An egg
What is the smallest room in the world?
mushroom
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter?
An envelope
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot
How many months have 28 days?
All
What do you drop when you need it and take it back when you don't?
An anchor
What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
water
What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than by yourself?
My name
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks
What man cannot live inside the house?
A snowman
What match cannot be put into a matchbox?
Football match, basketball match, etc.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right hand
Mrs. Smith has nine children, half of them are girls. How can this be true?
All them are girls
What is it that you ought to keep after you give it to somebody else?
A promise
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she is your mom.