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What has a bed but never sleeps. A bank but doesn't need money.And runs but never walks.
A RIVER
Love needs sunglasses, a cane, and a guide dog. Why is this?
Love is blind
Why do bees hum?
Because they do not know words
What is Santa's rudest reindeer?
RUDEolph
I go up but never come down. What am I?
AGE
Why did the pencil cross the road
To get to PENCILvania
What did addition say to the subtraction when they found each other on Facebook?
Add me
How many months of the year have 28 days?
ALL OF THEM OF COURSE
What do you call a witch at the beach.
A sandwitch
IMAGINE YOU ARE IN A SINKING BOAT ABOUT TO DIE.What would you do
Stop Imagining
I go up and I go down, I am blazing and hot. If you look right at me, your eyes will wish you had not. What am I?
The sun
I am known to be shorter than all my pals and every 4 years in the calendar I change just a bit and throw everyone off. What am I?
A day in February
What do you call a snowman in the summer
Water
You can ask this question all day long and get different answers.What is it?
What time is it?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Then it would be a foot!
You can slice and dice me, peel and chop me, cut me, cook me and I might make you cry. What am I?
AN ONION
I am the third child of the eight, I am also a mother, and it takes me 365.256 days to make a full circle. What am I?
Mother earth
What does an evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
The whiter I am the dirtier I am. What am I?
A blackboard
I am always there for you, following you around like my best friend, copying everything you do, and a lot of times you see me on the ground. What am I?
Your shadow
Why do bees hum
Because they do not know words
When I add 5 and 6 I get 11. When I add 7 and 6 I get 1. What am I?
A clock
What do you call a bear with no ears
B
You just bought 1 cute rabbit at the pet store. Your rabbit can breed once every month. And delivers 7 rabbits at a time. After 7 months how much rabbits do you have?
1.You need 2 rabbits to breed