Which Month has 28 days
ALL OF THEM
What is the sweetest, most romantic fruit?
Honeydew
A woman builds a house with all four walls facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear
WHITE
What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin
I will fill a room but take up no space. What am I?
Light
I grow richer with alcohol but die with water. What am I?
A fire
Trees are my home, but I never go inside. When I fall off a tree, I am dead. What am I?
Leaves
What problem does a teacher with uncontrollable eyes have?
He cannot control his pupils
What letter of the alphabet has the most water
"C"
I am easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
What do you break before you use it?
An egg
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten Tickles
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
An electric train is heading east at 400 mph. How fast will the smoke blow?
here is no smoke
I have hands, but I cannot shake your hands. I have a face, but I cannot smile at you. What am I?
A clock
How many books can you fit in an empty backpack?
1
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What’s a frog’s favorite game?
leapfrog
I have no doors, but I have keys. I have no rooms, but I have space. You can enter, but you cannot leave. What am I?
What kind of food do mummies eat?
Wraps
What is the similarity between “2 + 2 = 5” and your left hand?
They're both not right
I go around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
Kids can make it but never hold it or see it. What is it?
noise